Shareholder: the savvy investor's guide to profiting off of other people's hard work. As a shareholder, you get to reap the benefits of a company's success without actually having to do any of the heavy lifting. You can invest in public markets, dabble in financial instruments, and even own a piece of your favorite corporation. But the real fun comes from taking risks and making short term gains (because who needs long-term stability anyway?). You'll need to know the ins and outs of inventory risk and authorized capital, and don't forget about factors like ESG and organizational ethics when selecting your targets. And of course, Twitter Inc. is always a solid choice (because social media is the future, right?). But don't let the competition index scare you off! With a little bit of business know-how and a lot of luck, you'll be making bank in no time.